Audiobooks

The books I wrote, narrated by me

The world is moving away from squinting into tiny screens (thank goodness) and rediscovering the spoken word that was so painstakingly developed by our grunting ancestors as they crawled out of caves and onto their hind legs. Folks may not make time to read books anymore, but millions are okay with listening to them.

That’s why I create an audiobook version of every book I publish (see Books). I narrate these myself, not just because it’s cool for the author to do so, not because I can (see Voiceover & Narration), but because I love doing it! Just click below the covers to buy them from a variety of online outlets.

(You’re encouraged to think beyond Amazon, where a large chunk of the purchase price goes towards the CEO's private jet collection. I'd particularly appreciate you listening on Spotify Premium if you have it - they're paying authors properly!)

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  The Road to Innamincka

  The author narrates his 20-year quest to become an Outback trucker in Australia!

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  Monte Carlo for Vagabonds

  Where does travelling on a budget of zero take you? The author narrates a few choice examples...

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  Never Drive a Hatchback to Austria: And Other Valuable Life Lessons

  Use a rusty old Pug to flee pre-Brexit England for Vienna? Seriously, don't do it!

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  How to Save a Small Fortune - and the planet!

  Things I've learned about saving money - and the good those things do

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